Today, I’m going to help you with 10 rules you must follow to survive the hard fields you will go through while browsering on the Web.
1. You receive an e-mail from your boss. You have in mind a delicious joke about how dumb he is, and you want to share it with your colleagues. Well, these e-mails are often aimed to many people, including, your boss’s boss, until the CEO. DO NOT PRESS REPLY ALL.
2. You may want to have sexual intercourse with other people. It’s normal. Feel free to have some. But unless you can trust the person, DON’T SEND ANY PICTURES OF YOUR WEE-WEE. You would be forced to do a Bill-Clinton-Apology which would make you look like a fool.
3. Do not feed the trolls.They can harm. I already talked about this issue with the Crying Girl Incident.
4. Always spell-check ! That seems logic, but wait: you’d rather spell-check your spell-checker.
5. Don’t have much money? You might want to download some Disney movies for your kids. They always want some distractions, but be careful of what you’re downloading, because titles on the internet don’t always tell the truth. (check this google search I made for you)
6. You got friends in real life. Or maybe not. Even if you’re as weird as a sad clown, you have facebook friends. Well they are not the most reliable, so don’t shout your feelings publicly, or you will be exposed to web-celebrity.
7. You lucky boy, you have a job! Try not to mess up with your company on the Wild, Wild Web. Your boss will find out eventually.
8. Even now that you have a job, you should not spend too much money on e-shopping websites ! They are so attractive that your next salary would be spent before your boss gives it to you 😉
9. If you want to know the best blog ever, don’t trust google… trust ME.
10. FORGET ALL THE RULES ! YOU’RE FREE !
Decrypting Enigma 
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